Terms & Conditions of Use

1. Acceptance of Terms and Nature of the Service

These Terms and Conditions ("Terms") constitute a legally binding agreement between you (the "User") and the operators/curators of पुशो के पोहे ("Platform", "we", "us", or "our"). The Platform is an artistic, transformative, and satirical cultural web exhibition dedicated to archiving, celebrating, and philosophically recontextualizing Indian meme culture and internet folklore.

Access to and use of this Platform is offered subject to your unconditional acceptance of these Terms. If you do not agree with all of the provisions set forth herein, you are expressly prohibited from using the Platform and must disconnect immediately.

2. Non-Commercial Cultural Parody and Fair Use Designation

The Platform operates strictly as a non-commercial, educational, artistic, and cultural commentary project. All literary compositions (couplets, shlokas, and poetic commentary) and interactive representations are produced under principles of transformative satire and fair dealing under applicable copyright doctrines.

The references to public internet figures (notably Puneet Superstar, also colloquially known across social media platforms as "Lord Puneet") are curated solely for transformative humor, cultural celebration, and philosophical juxtaposition. No official commercial sponsorship, formal agency endorsement, or institutional corporate backing is implied or asserted.

3. Intellectual Property Rights and Permitted Uses

The original compilation, layout, graphical design system, custom typography arrangements, codebases, and original Hindi/Sanskrit poetic verses presented across the volumes of पुशो के पोहे are protected under international copyright and intellectual property laws.

• Permitted Use: You are granted a limited, non-exclusive, revocable, and non-transferable license to access, view, interact with, and read the Platform's contents for personal, non-commercial, and educational entertainment purposes.
• Sharing and Quotation: You may quote short excerpts or capture non-commercial screenshots for social media commentary, reviews, and meme appreciation, provided appropriate attribution is given to पुशो के पोहे (pusho.fun).
• Prohibited Reproduction: You may not systematically scrape, crawl, mirror, resell, sublicense, or bulk reproduce the Platform's code, digital books, or assets for commercial exploitation without prior written consent.

4. User Conduct and Prohibited Activities

As a condition of your access to the Platform, you agree not to:

• Attempt to bypass, disable, reverse engineer, or tamper with the security, rate-limiting, or interactive reader logic of the Platform.
• Deploy automated bots, spiders, or scripts designed to flood server endpoints, generate synthetic traffic, or cause Denial of Service (DoS/DDoS) interruptions.
• Use the Platform's feedback channels or contact vectors to transmit defamatory, obscene, harassing, abusive, or unlawful materials.
• Misrepresent your identity or claim unauthorized administrative affiliation with the Platform or its creators.

5. Third-Party Media, Embeds, and Hyperlinks

The Platform contains hyperlinks and embedded multimedia components hosted by independent third parties (including YouTube, Instagram, and open-source CDN providers). We do not control, endorse, or assume responsibility for the availability, content, security protocols, or privacy practices of these third-party domains. Your engagement with external embeds is conducted solely at your own discretion.

6. Disclaimer of Warranties ("As-Is" and "As-Available")

THE PLATFORM IS PROVIDED ON AN "AS-IS" AND "AS-AVAILABLE" BASIS WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, FREEDOM FROM COMPUTER VIRUSES OR BUGS, OR UNINTERRUPTED AVAILABILITY.

We make no representations regarding the historical authenticity, absolute factual veracity, or spiritual efficacy of the satirical dohas, memes, or comedic aphorisms published on the Platform.

7. Limitation of Liability

TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, IN NO EVENT SHALL THE OPERATORS, CURATORS, DEVELOPERS, OR CONTRIBUTORS OF PUSHO KE POHE BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES (INCLUDING LOSS OF PROFITS, LOSS OF DATA, DEVICE DOWNTIME, OR EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTERS INDUCED BY VIRAL MEMES) ARISING OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH YOUR USE OF OR INABILITY TO ACCESS THE PLATFORM.

8. Indemnification

You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless the Platform and its operators from and against any claims, liabilities, damages, losses, and expenses (including reasonable legal fees) arising out of or in any way connected with your violation of these Terms or your misuse of the Platform.

9. Governing Law and Dispute Resolution

These Terms and any disputes arising under or related to your use of the Platform shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the substantive laws of India, without regard to its conflict of law principles. Any legal proceedings arising hereunder shall be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the competent courts situated in New Delhi, India.

10. Modifications to Terms

We reserve the unilateral right to revise, modify, or replace these Terms at any time without prior individual notice. Any modifications shall become immediately effective upon publication on this URL. Your continued use of the Platform subsequent to such changes confirms your binding acceptance of the revised Terms.

11. Inquiries and Legal Notice

For legal notices, formal communications, or inquiries regarding these Terms and Conditions, please address correspondence to our legal affairs desk: